Simple vs. Real Friend

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!



A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears.. 



A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book..



A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.



A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.



A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.



A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!
;)
 

 
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight. 



A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you! 



A simple friend reads this post and closes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!