Epic things only Indian parents say ;)

Parents are a one of a kind specimens and they are unique because sometimes they say things that other parents can’t even imagine saying to their kids. All of us have heard some very irritating yet highly amusing things that ONLY parents can say… Laugh on!

1. Paise Ped Pe Nahi Ugte Hain…

2. Me: Mom, Can I go out for a late night party? Mom: Ask Dad. Dad: Ask Mom.

3. If you don’t reach home by 8pm, then there’s no need to come back.

4. If you don’t study and make a career, you will become like him. *points to homeless man*

5. Bete, abhi padh lo, baad mein aish hi aish hai…

6. Wait till u have Kids of You’re own

7. Isse Boarding school bhejenge tabhi sudherega

9. Kid :Mummy mere maths mein 90 aaye out of 100. Mom: Class mein Highest marks kitney hain?

10. Go and study! Ye dost nahi aane vale tere exams dene

11. Tumko hi sab pata hai.. humne toh duniya dekhi hi nahi hai na

12. Humari baat sun na kabse shuru karoge?

13. Kahaan hai laad sahab. ye koi time hai ghar aane ka ?

14. Ghus ja tv ke Andar… man of the match toh tujhe he milne wala hai!

15. Aunty ko thank you bolo.. bolo “Thank you aunty” bolo..

16. Humare Time mein aise nahi hota tha…

17. Jab khud kamaoge toh pata chalega kitna mushkil hai kamana

18. kya tumhare dost bhi apne maa-baap se isi tarah baat karte hain

19. ek hi baat mein baat baar nahi bolungi haan. You’re getting up or no? Im asking u one last time

20. Beta, uncle ko woh dance kar ke dikhao, chalo dance kar ke dikhao. Haha, ab nahi kar raha, sharmila hai.

21. Iske Par nikal aaye hain!

22. Dopahar mein bhi light kyu jalate ho?

23. Every Mom’s Problem…

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